The Most Random System

Chapter 983 - 452: When a Purple Mood Appears in Fairy Tales, It’s Really a Mood Killer (2)

So, a mushroom cloud appeared over the town, and that night, she got to see her beloved grandmother along with everyone in the city as she wished.""How wonderful." Lin Li was lost in the beautiful story in his own mind.

Although he had heard it before, seeing how seriously Lin Li told it, Bai Bufan still found it hard to keep a straight face. He laughed and said:

"Host, host, your fairy tales are really interesting, but they’re still a bit too cruel. Is there a more dreamy and beautiful one?"

"There is, brother, there is." Lin Li nodded, "Next is the dreamy version."

Lin Li cleared his throat and began:

"In an ordinary small town, on Christmas day...

...

...So, a resplendent and dreamlike beautiful mushroom cloud appeared over the town, and that night, she got to see her fantastically beautiful dreamy grandmother along with everyone in the city as she wished."

Bai Bufan: "?"

"What the hell is so dreamy and beautiful about that!!"

Hearing the story that was exactly the same except for the ending, Bai Bufan almost spat all his breakfast back into his takeaway box, then showed Lin Li a middle finger, patted the hot water bag on his lap, and laughed:

"Bro, I was moved once, hope someone in the fairy tale gives that little girl a hot water bag. I tried hard to be human once, but you made me lose so thoroughly, Lin Li, you’re really something."

"Alright, alright," Lin Li smiled, "but there’s actually another version of ’The Little Match Girl’s’ fairy tale, this version has a HAPPY ENDING, it should satisfy your needs."

Lin Li is reliable, Bao Wei can climb trees, Bai Bufan snickered at these words: "I don’t believe it."

"I can tell you the ending in advance."

"Go ahead."

"Everyone in the town saw the little girl’s grandmother."

"Isn’t that the same damn thing."

Lin Li: "But everyone in the town survived, the little girl also survived, and everyone had smiles on their faces."

Seeing the smile on Lin Li’s face, Bai Bufan knew things couldn’t be that simple.

But as the Red Stone King, he had to have the corresponding awareness, he must taste the salt, so Bai Bufan nodded towards Lin Li while continuing his breakfast:

"Go ahead and tell it."

Lin Li smiled slightly, then cleared his throat:

"A long, long time ago, there was a streetwalker—"

"Pfft—"

Nearly spat the first time, this time the satanic scripture appeared too soon, Bai Bufan really spat.

Almost spat onto Zhou Jiana’s back too.

One must know, Zhou Jiana and Huang Yi sat with very proper postures in class four, unlike the boys in the back row who usually hunched or slumped, most of the time their backs straight, tightly pressed against the back desk,

And should it spray, the power and area would be maximized.

Bai Bufan could only be glad he hung his head in time.

"Cough, cough, cough!" After finally catching his breath, he looked at Lin Li with a twitching corner of his mouth.

Little girl, your mom stopped selling nukes and started selling silver, huh!

Lin Li: "What’s wrong?"

Seeing the slightly ’confused’ Lin Li, Bai Bufan smiled: "Nothing, go ahead."

Already certain this stone was a bit salty, but since he was here, he might as well taste it.

Lin Li nodded and continued, just kept his voice low to ensure only he and Bai Bufan could hear:

"She wasn’t in this line of work originally, it’s just that her mother passed away, her father remarried, the new wife brought two stepdaughters, so to fit in, she chose to be a stepdaughter too."

"But as a result, she had no prior experience, completely flat sales, and her family looked down on her, treated her poorly."

"Wait, wait!!" Bai Bufan was startled and realized something was wrong: "Went off track, didn’t you plan to tell ’The Little Silver Girl’? Why did it become ’Huang Girl’?"

"Don’t worry, when a gun appears in the previous scene and fires a bullet, someone must get shot in the following scene." Lin Li frowned, "Also, ’Huang Girl’ is too harsh, this is ’Gray Product Girl’."

"Alright, keep going." Bai Bufan’s mouth twitched slightly, but he was also curious what Lin Li was on about.

"Fast forwarding to the well-known process, anyway, one day, the kingdom’s prince decided to host a silver party."

"All the country’s top streetwalkers would attend."

"But the two stepsisters of the Gray Product Girl took all the toys from home and went off to participate, leaving her there alone."

"Fairy tales are always filled with lovely coincidences, the Gray Product Girl found an old purple mood under the hazel tree next to her home at this time."

"Without any hesitation, feeling helpless at home alone, the Gray Product Girl chose to use it."

"Unexpectedly, the moment it went in, her clothes turned into lingerie, flip-flops turned into high-heels, a purple mood rear entry module appeared in her butt, and a film crew nanny van appeared at her door."

"The Gray Product Girl was astonished, then found a line of words on the purple mood ’Everything will expire after 12 o’clock’."

"The Gray Product Girl didn’t hesitate, immediately got in the nanny van and went to the silver party, when she arrived, her dazzling lingerie stunned everyone, deeply impressed the Prince, who was greatly drawn to her, leaving his heart entirely on her."

"But as midnight approached, the Prince found the Gray Product Girl breaking free from his embrace, saying she needed to go home."