The ultimate ghost expert

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Who can guess this shit?

Bai Xiaochuan thought for a while, then shook his head and said, "I really can't figure it out!"

The phone ghost sighed and said, "My daughter said, 'Today I saw the nanny blowing the tube under Dad's stomach. Dad's stomach was blown up...'!"

Speaking of this, the phone ghost said leisurely: "So, we got divorced..."

"Boom!" Old Chen slammed his head on the table.

She almost slipped out and slipped under the sofa.

What the heck!

Bai Xiaochuan opened his mouth wide and was stunned. He drank too much, but now he couldn't react anymore.

so miserable?

But your daughter is right!Isn't your stomach just blown up?

I really want to laugh!

"Then..." The phone ghost didn't notice the expressions of the two, and continued, "I became a drunkard..."

No wonder!

Old Chen finally understood how to become an alcoholic!

No wonder you drank like this with Bai Xiaochuan as soon as you came here, you are playing yourself to death!

"Afterwards, I drank to death!" The phone ghost lost control of his emotions after drinking too much, and tears could not stop falling down as he spoke.

Bai Xiaochuan patted the ghost on the phone on the shoulder and said, "Brother, your life is really miserable... being a ghost is hard too!"

"Being a ghost, I still think it's good so far!" The phone ghost cheered up and said: "Do whatever you want, if someone doesn't go well, I can come along the phone line and beat him..."

"No, no, no!" Bai Xiaochuan said, "Being a ghost is a miserable thing!"

"Do you still have your share of those beautiful sisters? If you don't talk about far away, just say your little nanny, would you still play the pipe for you?" Bai Xiaochuan said pitifully: "There are also beautiful ones among ghosts, and they may look good. you?"

"Look, if you want to eat someone occasionally, you have to get up early and late to determine the target. You are tracking, scaring people, and killing people. This one-stop program requires extremely skilled business..." Bai Xiaochuan said with a sad face. : "I still have to guard against the ghost exorcist...and haunt in the middle of the night..."

"And the person who eats it might be like..." Bai Xiaochuan talked drunkenly.

Old Chen was taken aback, if I hadn't confirmed that you were a ghost exorcist, I would have thought you were a ghost.

How do you understand ghosts so well?

Hearing what Bai Xiaochuan said, the phone ghost was indeed a bit miserable.

The life of luxury and luxury is far away from me, my wife remarried, my daughter doesn't recognize me, I want to date a girl, they are all cold, holding them in my arms is like ice.

And in the ghost world, these things are more chaotic.

It's basically just sex without love.

He looks cool, but his heart is extremely empty.

Compared with the life of a human being, it is a world away.

Thinking of this, the phone ghost took a sip of wine, lay down on the sofa, looked at the ceiling and said, "Lonely..."

Eyes are teary again!

Bai Xiaochuan said pitifully: "Brother, thank you for your hard work..."

"It's not easy..." The phone ghost wiped away his tears, feeling sad in his heart.

Lao Chen really started to admire Bai Xiaochuan this time.

Speculation that can chat with ghosts, I am afraid that you are the only one in the ghost exorcism world from ancient times to the present!

Chapter 196

Bai Xiaochuan sighed and said, "Brother, come and take one, for your hard life..."

"Drink!" The phone ghost drank half of the bottle in another gulp.

Lao Chen also felt that being a ghost was miserable, so he did it with the two of them silently.

"It's not easy being a ghost..."

The phone ghost is very worried!

Bai Xiaochuan seriously agreed, nodded and said: "Yeah, think about it, we drank too much. If we catch a cold and get sick and get cancer, there will be reimbursement from the federal social welfare, but where will the ghost be reimbursed if he gets sick?"

Old Chen looked at Bai Xiaochuan in a bewildered expression, and the wine that had just drank from his mouth was pouring out.

Brother, is your brain hole a little big?

If you catch a cold and get sick, you will go directly to cancer...

In the end, it turned to social welfare. Is this a brain teaser?

Please forgive me for being old, not flexible in thinking, and a little out of step with the rhythm!

"Who says it's not!" The phone ghost became even more melancholy.

Old Chen was a little puzzled, so he interrupted and asked, "I just want to ask, you have a beautiful wife and a lovely daughter, why do you need a nanny? Is that nanny prettier than your wife?"

Bai Xiaochuan glanced at this old guy, don't you understand this?

Do you know the freshness?

Even if you eat delicacies from mountains and seas, you will get tired of eating them every day, not to mention you have been face to face with a woman for decades.

It's normal to have thoughts occasionally. Men are animals that think from the lower body. The only difference is whether you have the guts or not.

The phone ghost is obviously a courageous one!

As soon as this matter was mentioned, the phone ghost burst into tears, as if he was about to cry.

Bai Xiaochuan glared at Old Chen, look at you, crying again because of a ghost.

Old Chen stared back immediately, it's none of my business, don't you still talk about social welfare issues?

The phone ghost was very fragile after drinking, wiped away his tears and said, "I can't blame others for this, I can only blame myself..."

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