Stand-up comedy studio

Chapter 1 Young man, do you drink?

"Spermicide, today's hiccup...you guys are drinking so much, why don't you just drink it! You hiccup...you don't drink at all! You have to change!" The man with tall and handsome eyebrows Supporting a drunk man, the drunk man held a wine bottle high and yelled loudly.

The smell of alcohol was so strong that the man didn't change his face. He resisted the urge to throw the people around him out, and said patiently: "Don't call me nicknames outside, I have a name and a surname."

Speaking of this, Huo Xiaoma can only feel that it is terrible to be uneducated!

The man he was supporting was his little Zhou Cheng, to be exact, the son of a benefactor. Since he could remember, he had never known what his parents were. Facing the cold orphanage, Huo Xiaoma felt like crying, but he couldn’t cry. , went to the hospital for examination and found out that he was born with facial paralysis.

No wonder it was abandoned, that's how it was.

It was an accident to meet Zhou Cheng, but Zhou Cheng and him got along very well as soon as they met. The half-grown doll patted his chest and ran to the other little doll with his mouth full: "I will cover you from now on! Who dares to bully you, I will help you!" Call back!"

Although it was Zhou Cheng who was by the side to cheer for Huo Xiaoma later.

Zhou Cheng took Huo Xiaomao home and asked his parents for a companion in a childlike voice. Zhou's father and Zhou mother were not short of money, and seeing that Zhou Cheng liked it, they let him go, as if they had raised an extra son, He Le Instead of?

After completing the custody procedures, Huo Xiaoma officially joined the new family. Zhou's father and Zhou mother were kind and treated Huo Xiaoma very well, but they were not close after all.

Originally, Huo Xiaomao's surname should be Zhou, but Zhou's mother felt that there was no need to restrict the surname of her godson, so she simply asked Huo Xiaomao to choose a surname by herself. I was so happy, hugging Huo Xiaomao was just a sweet kiss.

Zhou Cheng and his son were so jealous that they bit the back of their hands.

On weekdays, Zhou's father and Zhou's mother nicknamed Huo Huo as Huo Huo. Zhou Cheng was used to hearing it, and subconsciously thought that Huo Huo was his name. As a result, he went to primary school, and Zhou Cheng stared at the notebook in his hand in a daze when he handed out homework.

In the end, he raised the notebook in his hand and raised his voice: "Who is Huo Shajing?"

Huo Xiaomao: "..."

The squad leader snatched the notebook, stared at it for a while, and finally laughed, "Isn't this called Huo Shayu!"

Huo Xiaomao: "..."

Although the teacher used the roster for roll call, but knowing the pronunciation does not mean that he can know the characters, Zhou Cheng looked at it carefully, and felt that since he was the monitor, he must be right, so he nodded in agreement with the monitor.

It's almost illiterate and illiterate, with teary eyes.

I don't know if changing other people's names at will will not hurt their conscience?

Or maybe there is no such thing as a conscience.

Later, it was corrected to make two illiterates blush, and there will be no more mistakes in the future, but when they were in high school, the classmates didn't know each other, and another fool shouted loudly like Zhou Cheng that Huo Xingjing is sei?

When I was young, I was young and ignorant, but since I was in high school, I basically knew the meaning of spermicide, but that bastard Zhou Cheng suddenly remembered that he had given Huo Huo the name first.

The brain circuit that ordinary people don't understand is tied up. I don't know why I have to use this as Huo Xiaomao's nickname, but it has been called since high school until now.

"Spermicide, you don't think the cross talk industry is popular, and you can only support yourself if you have a bit of fame... And you still do stand-up, why do you think you can't think about it so much!" Zhou Cheng squinted his eyes, his cheeks were bruised The smell of alcohol was red, and his eyes were out of focus, but he insisted on looking in the direction of Huo Xiaoqian.

"Well, you come here, brother, I will support you, and support you forever!" Putting aside this bold statement, Zhou Cheng didn't know what to think of, and laughed straight away, like a cat that stole a fish.

Huo Xiao is not interested in what drunks say, and it's not that he doesn't have money, but most of the money has been donated anonymously by him.

What's more, he loves cross talk, and the more he comes into contact with this art, the more he becomes addicted to it.

Refuse to extricate yourself!

Cross talk is a treasure of national culture. Although it tends to gradually decline now, Huo Xiaojia believes that one day it will shine again!

But the main problem at present is to solve this drunkard, "Brother, stop making trouble, I will take you home."

"No, no, brother, I'll take you racing!" After speaking, Zhou Cheng staggered towards the underground garage.

Huo Baoyu hurriedly grabbed him, "You're called drunk driving."

Forget it, take a taxi.

When he was helping the drunkard to walk to the side of the road, Zhou Cheng suddenly spoke, his voice sounded clearer, not like he was drunk, "Huo Huo, you are almost three, when will you get married, your sister-in-law and I can do it Worried about your marriage."

Huo Xiaoyu was taken aback for a moment, it seemed that Zhou Cheng seldom called him by his nickname after he got the nickname "Spermicide", and then he laughed again, wondering if it's because stupid people have stupid blessings, Zhou Cheng, a fool who married She married a gentle and beautiful daughter-in-law, not to mention being diligent and thrifty in managing the house, the most important thing is to treat Zhou Cheng wholeheartedly. Whenever she sees Zhou Cheng in a relationship, she is always so ashamed that she can't speak well.

Zhou Cheng's daughter-in-law likes Huo Baoba very much, and thinks that Zhou Cheng is a good brother, although he always has a cold face, but the carefulness in his bones cannot be changed. Later, when he learned that Huo Xiaoba was born with facial paralysis, his heart ached even more. Yes, Zhou Cheng became the king of vinegar in East Asia several times.

However, Huo Xiaoba didn't like women. He only discovered it after he learned some knowledge in high school, so he would never have the chance to get married in his life. It seemed that there was nothing wrong with coming here empty-handed and leaving empty-handed.

If you want to talk about why Huo Xiaoma likes men but doesn't fall in love with Zhou Cheng, it's probably because this bastard really doesn't have the capital to make people fall in love. He only has beauty in the eyes of lovers, and his own daughter-in-law can bear it.

Zhou Cheng straightened up, stared at Huo Xiaoma carefully for a while, and then staggered forward, walking in a "straight line" while muttering: "Huo Huo, do you like men? I don't believe the rumors in college, but it's been so many years You don't even have a partner, brother is not discriminatory, but brother wants you to be well, don't be a lonely family all your life, brother has his own family, sometimes he can't take care of you, Huo Huo, don't you feel bad. "

To be a man, one must know how to be content. If there is no Zhou Cheng when he was a child, it has been so long since Huo Xiaomao is now. As for whether to accompany him or not, he does not feel lonely with cross talk as the motivation, but what Zhou Cheng said still warms his heart.

Just when he was about to open his mouth to say something, a speeding and swaying car roared towards him, and he could only shout "Brother!" Immediately afterwards, Huo Xiaomao fell unconscious in a pool of blood, and Zhou Cheng, who was pushed far away, had cold hands and feet, At this moment, the drunkenness is completely awake.

He whispered with trembling lips: "Huo... Huohuo?"

It's a pity that no one will answer him anymore. Huo Xiaomao has been alone from the beginning to the end of his life.

The author has something to say:

He is called Huo Xiaomao (qing) instead of jing.

The cross talk is all edited. I have never learned cross talk, so it may not look professional enough. Some Weibo memes of unknown origin are used in it.

You can also imagine the future technology and so on, but the language can’t imagine it, so it’s more modern, baby just ignore this sense of disobedience QWQ

Then the exam that lasted for so long was finally over, and I was liberated hahahahaha! [Already Crazy] That’s why I started a pit. During the exam, I had a lot of brain holes and didn’t write a lot of short stories. Now I have time to write when I go home. If I remember correctly, they are probably sweet!

And the green-haired tortoise is estimated to be deleted and rewritten. Now I see that what I wrote is really a mess, but there is no rush, take your time, and finish writing this first. (づ￣3￣)づ