Chapter 144 Traveling is a routine
Chapter 144 Traveling is a routine
Chapter 144 Time Traveling Is a Routine
"Lin Xue is your sister, Fatty Chang, are you sure you are the same species?" Once again Fatty Chang swore to confirm, Jiang Yijun stood up and re-sized his college roommate up and down, "And , as a friend, you didn't tell me."
And Xing Lian also followed Jiang Yijun's example, staring at Fatty Chang, as if trying to find the flaws in Fatty Chang's words, but this meatball basically showed all his emotions on his face, so it was true, But even so, Xing Lian still couldn't believe it, took a perspective with both hands, and gestured again: "Xuexue is so slender, and Chang Fatty, you are so strong." Xing Lian didn't have the nerve to describe it directly, but it was drawn by his fingers The lines are clearly expressed - Lin Xue is an S-shaped curve, and Chang Fatty is a circle composed of double arcs.
Fatty Chang was a little helpless, and shook the fat on his arms: "So, my sister doesn't want to lose weight!"
Xing Lian looked at Chang Fatty, who was like a meat ball, and couldn't help laughing when he heard what he said, and then exaggeratedly made an expression of "sudden realization": "It turns out that Xuexue's fat is all on you. Although it is so It's kind of weird to say, but you are really a good brother!"
On the other hand, Jiang Yijun didn't take this kind of ideal weight loss theory that goes against biological principles at all. Seeing that the fat man didn't answer his own question, he kicked the pile of meat balls with his feet.
Fatty Chang didn't care, he patted his trousers, and then put on a slightly aggrieved expression: "Xiaojun, you can't blame me, my sister won't let me tell others about my relationship with her."
Jiang Yijun sat down, thought for a while, and glanced sideways at Fatty Chang: "That's true, I wouldn't be happy with me."
"Hey, Xiaojun, you are quite quick to accept this!" Fatty Chang couldn't help but laugh or cry, and then continued, "Actually, Xiaojun, you had a chance to get to know my sister."
"Why don't I know? Fatty Chang, don't make it up just to force an explanation." Jiang Yijun was a little dissatisfied, but in fact, he was thinking about when, where, and under what circumstances there would be such a person who knew himself. It's a chance for our school's beauty.But the result of Jiang Yijun racking his brains is that the probability of such an opportunity is almost zero!In an unknown situation, instead of listening to a fat man bragging about it, it would be better to create a chance encounter with Xiaohua at the corner of the road!
All of a sudden, Jiang Yijun thought a lot quickly, from pornography to romance.Seeing that he was about to break through the sky, Jiang Yijun felt a pair of murderous gazes next to him, and felt a chill in his heart, so he coughed and made a gesture of please, asking Fatty Chang to continue talking.
And Xing Lian hummed, stopped looking at Jiang Yijun, turned his head, and looked at Fatty Chang with a little gossip.
"Before, Xiaojun, wasn't there a time when you were playing Honor of Kings with me in the dormitory, and you were complaining about why everyone else was in pairs, but you could only play games in the dormitory with your roommates and be single. dog."
Hearing this, Jiang Yijun raised his head and thought for a while: "It seems that there is such a thing."
"At that time, I didn't mean to introduce my sister to you." In the end, Fatty Chang solved the mystery.
And Jiang Yijun slapped his thigh, feeling quite annoyed: "I'll go, I can obviously get to know the school belle, and it's very likely that she will become... ahem, uh," Jiang Yijun stopped and took a peek at the person sitting on his Xing Lian next to her felt like she was in an ice cave, so she immediately changed her words, driven by the desire to survive, "How do I know Lin Xue is your sister? Fatty Chang, I thought your sister looked the same as you!" "Jiang Yijun said, while also drawing a circle with both hands and making gestures.
I have to say that Jiang Yijun's ability to change the topic is really poor, but this can't be blamed on Jiang Yijun. After all, no matter how many changes, it is impossible to bypass this matter-too much care, but instead When talking about the topic, I accidentally got deeper and deeper.
After listening to Chang Fatty's explanation, Xing Lian let out a long breath. Although he knew the result earlier, sometimes he still felt nervous.However, when it was Jiang Yijun's turn to express his thoughts there, Xing Lian suddenly became gloomy, especially when he heard Jiang Yijun's last words, he suddenly laughed: "Oh, Xiaojun, that is to say, if it is not Because Chang Fatty's figure caused your misunderstanding, you really went on a date. Oh, it's not a date, it should be the first meeting!"
Originally, when Jiang Yijun heard the word "dating", he wanted to use this to deny it, and then quietly fooled it, but unexpectedly, Xinglian "corrected" himself, and at the same time blocked Jiang Yijun Haha, the way to muddle through.
Seeing that lightning and thunder were about to strike again, Fatty Chang stepped forward bravely: "Hey, Xing Lian, isn't this a success?"
Xing Lian showed her pair of small canine teeth to Fatty Chang, lit up and glared at him: "You are not a good person either."
Fatty Chang only felt as if he was being watched by a ferocious tiger, and he grabbed the fat of the other elbow with his chubby hand, thinking to himself, no matter what happens, a tiger won't eat it. Fat people.No, no matter how much you deceive yourself, you can't comfort yourself like this. The rabbit bites when it's anxious.The tiger is very hungry, no matter whether he is fat or lean, so he is still very dangerous.But wait, now the tiger's target is obviously someone else, so he won't be too hungry at all, as long as he doesn't take the initiative to provoke him.
Thinking of this, looking at the crackling Xing Lian, and considering the force value, Fatty Chang very wisely cast a helpless look at Jiang Yijun.Of course, as a brother, Chang Fatty is still very loyal. When he saw Xing Lian starting to greet Jiang Yijun, he simply turned around, stopped looking at them, and shouted with a vibrato: "Xiaojun, don't worry about me, you should When you shout, you should shout, don’t hold back.”
It was said that Jiang Yijun really wanted to give Fatty Chang the middle finger, but he also knew that he couldn't see it now, so he could only concentrate on dealing with Xinglian's lightning and thunder.
Twenty minutes later, Jiang Yijun straightened his hair and clothes, and sat down again as if nothing had happened, while Xing Lian brushed his messy hair, and sat next to Jiang Yijun like a normal person.If it wasn't for the fact that the lightning and thunder just now were so loud, Fatty Chang's ears are still rumbling.Ever since, Fatty Chang looked at his brother with "admiration".Jiang Yijun felt Chang Fatty's teasing, he twitched his mouth, and shouted in his heart: "Who will make this fat man close his eyes!"
"Fatty Chang, why is your surname Chang and Lin Xue's surname Lin?" Xing Lian asked the doubts that lingered in his heart after meeting Fatty Chang.
"My family favors girls over boys, my sister has my father's surname, and I have my mother's surname."
"No, it should be a typical patriarchal son!" Seeing Chang Fatty's puzzled face, Xing Lian used his hand to draw a bulge in front of his belly. At this time, it seemed that Xing Lian was pregnant, but, because Xing Lian Lian's movements are too abstract, and even if they are realistic, Jiang Yijun and Chang Fatty dare not laugh, "Look, Xuexue is so thin, and Chang Fatty is so fat, obviously your family has given you all the nutrition !”
"..." Fatty Chang held his forehead, looking messy, "Xing Lian, I am speechless with your explanation. Forget it, just be happy!"
"So, Fatty Chang, how did you come here." Jiang Yijun asked casually, not casually, he really wanted to know, "First of all, let me declare that I am playing King Glory in thunderstorm weather." , and was brought into this world by someone pretending to be a love system." After speaking, Jiang Yijun deliberately glanced at Xing Lian, wanting to observe Xing Lian's reaction.
Xing Lian felt Jiang Yijun's gaze, and glared at Jiang Yijun angrily: "Why, Xiaojun, you regret it!"
"No, Xing Lian!" Jiang Yijun stretched out his hand and touched Xing Lian's head very affectionately, "No, I still remember that Xing Lian showed up for the first time after you regained your strength and confessed to me. At that time? At that time, I told you, Xinglian, I have no regrets!"
Xing Lian lowered his head, a little shy, not letting Jiang Yijun see his expression: "Humph, Xiaojun, I have never been so eloquent as today. But, why were you looking at me just now?"
"I've always been good at talking." Jiang Yijun was a little complacent, and he couldn't help puffing out his chest.
"Then you still play truth or dare?! But, Xiaojun, you haven't answered my question yet."
"Uh," Jiang Yijun scratched his face, for a moment he didn't know why he was always sloppy, whether he was too honest, outspoken, or just out of his mind.These are not important, let's answer Xing Lian's question first: "I was afraid that you would call me again, so I just took a sneak peek at you."
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"Hey, Xiaojun, Xinglian, please don't spread dog food in front of me, a single dog, okay?" Fatty Chang couldn't see it, and cut in, "It's the first time I've been on such a long journey, and I haven't seen it yet." To answer Xiaojun's question you just asked."
"Where is the dog food!" Xing Lian raised his head again, and immediately rejected Chang Fatty's words, but there was indeed a bright smile on his face.
"It can't be a bad meal!" Chang Fatty spread his hands and then faced Jiang Yijun, "I was playing Honor of Kings at home. As a result, a flash of lightning came over and my vision went dark. When I woke up again, I was equipped with a treasure hunting system and came to The Continent of Kings! Later, I contacted my sister through the treasure hunting system and found out that she had also come to this world!"
"Uh, why is the process of time travel the same for everyone!" Jiang Yijun was taken aback. I'm going. Is there no other way to time travel?Rebirth time travel is also okay, oh, that won't work, I don't want to come to a strange world and start from a doll.It’s okay to bring a wave of your own world to travel, it seems to be quite popular now, compared to that, isn’t the specification a bit high!
While Jiang Yijun was thinking wildly there, Xing Lian held Jiang Yijun's hand with a relaxed expression on his face: "Huh, fortunately I chose Xiaojun, not you, Fatty Chang."
Feeling Xing Lian's small hand, Jiang Yijun looked at Xing Lian with a relaxed face curiously: "Hey, Xing Lian, didn't you choose me?"
"Although I chose you, there were indeed a lot of lightning at that time, and it was easy to strike. Even if the target is determined, you don't know who the lightning you choose will strike, so there is still a lot of randomness."
"Xing Lian, it seems that I'm still very lucky—I was chosen by you out of ten thousand!" Jiang Yijun grinned.
And Xing Lian also responded to Jiang Yijun with a nice smile.
"Hey, I told you not to sprinkle dog food in front of me!"
(End of this chapter)
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