noveltune Chapter 137
Chapter 137
Chapter 137
Finally ready to eat, Xing Lian took the processed meat skewers from Hua Mulan's hands and started the electric barbecue. After all, the branches were still wet, and no one wanted to smoke themselves while grilling meat.
Sitting on the stone, Jiang Yijun watched Xing Lian grilling the meat with great interest, while Hua Mulan squeezed out the juice from an unknown red fruit and dripped it on the meat skewers, and then a scent wafted over.Jiang Yijun sniffed subconsciously, guessing that Hua Mulan was picked for seasoning.Then he looked at the silent King Lanling, and saw that he was also pouring juice on the meat skewers, but it was the blue fruit in the hands of King Lanling.
Jiang Yijun looked back at the red fruit in Hua Mulan's hand, and compared it with King Lanling's, red, blue, since ancient times red and blue came out of CP, is this conveying something to himself.It has to be said that Jiang Yijun is very aware of being a Yuelao now, not to mention that the two in front of him were officially formed as CP in Jiang Yijun's world.Although Jiang Yijun came to this world early in the morning, he was told by Xing Lian not to use the common sense of his own world to define King Continent, but what was in front of his eyes, if he didn't try it, he would be sorry for his Yuelao's reputation.
However, there is no need to act too hastily right now, so Jiang Yijun is prepared to stand still. For the time being, there is no good way to ease the hostile relationship between them, and a rash attack will only be counterproductive.Second, Jiang Yijun is indeed hungry, so let's talk about everything after eating.
Seeing King Lanling hand over the meat skewers to Xing Lian, everyone smelled a sour smell, except for Hua Mulan who looked disgusted, in fact, it was basically something made by King Lanling. It was such an expression, and Jiang Yijun and Xing Lian were a little surprised, but they didn't say anything. Most of the things used for seasoning were sour, so Xing Lian still added electric current to roast them.
Compared with firewood or coal, electricity is a very efficient energy source.As the only hero in the King's Continent who can operate lightning, Xing Lian's operation of electricity, if she was ranked second, no one would dare to be ranked first, so it became a hot topic in a while.
Then Xing Lian distributed the meat skewers to everyone, with a proud face, and then watched Jiang Yijun take the food from his hand: "Xiaojun, hum, let you taste my cooking!"
Jiang Yijun took it quickly: "Then let me taste it!" Strangely, Hua Mulan and King Lanling each picked out the meat skewers they seasoned, and then they were very disgusted. Put the other side aside.In this regard, Jiang Yijun and Xing Lian are not surprised. After all, the relationship between the past few days, especially today’s hunting competition between King Lanling and Hua Mulan, has exposed their contradictions (the relationship between the previous few days, let’s give it a try. Zhuge Liang, Jiang Yijun, Xing Lian and their face, so they are relatively quiet).
Then Jiang Yijun and Xing Lian thought they knew each other well and set off.As a result, both of them changed color one after another——
Jiang Yijun: "It's so sweet!"
Xing Lian: "It's so sour!"
The two of them glanced at each other again, so they replaced the string with a few pieces left after they had just eaten it, and took another bite——
Xing Lian: "It's so sweet!"
Jiang Yijun: "I'm so sour!"
Jiang Yijun frowned, looked at Hua Mulan and King Lanling, and found that they were both eating with gusto, a little puzzled.And Xinglian has the same expression as Jiang Yijun.
Hua Mulan pointed at King Lanling with a meat skewer: "That masked man likes to eat sour."
"Heh, you don't only eat sweets." King Lanling accused Hua Mulan of "selling" himself when he heard that Hua Mulan had "sold" himself, and said, "She is obviously a violent woman and she eats sweets like a young lady, and she eats sweets like that. It’s so violent, you can’t fake it even if you want to? So, listen to people’s persuasion, eat enough, Hua Mulan, you’d better save it!”
Jiang Yijun found that King Lanling seemed to be superior to himself compared to his own slander. In just a few words, he had already pulled out the two swords that Hua Mulan carried behind his back—Hua Mulan didn't pull them out either. Throwing away the meat skewers, anyway, as a working girl in Ahri's candy store, it is necessary to try Daji's dim sum and deal with some failed products.So, Hua Mulan bit all the meat skewers in her mouth, with the heavy sword in her right hand and the light sword in her left hand, with one hand on her back and the other on her chest.This appearance is indeed far from the so-called eldest lady (in fact, Hua Mulan has a much better temper than a certain eldest lady in some aspects, such as Sun Shangxiang, Sun Shangxiang, Sun Shangxiang), but her heroic spirit during the battle and her mouth biting The cuteness of the meat skewers, this strong contrast makes Mulan more different, which is of course a good thing.
"Masked man, can you say it again?"
"Violent girl, didn't you hear what I said clearly? Pretending not to hear is not the same as pretending to be cute!" King Lanling took out the shadow dagger again, and pointed at Hua Mulan with the fist blade.
Seeing that the meal might be unbearable, Xing Lian hurriedly winked at Jiang Yijun, Jiang Yijun had no choice but to put the meat skewers aside, he did not dare to imitate Hua Mulan by biting the meat skewers in his mouth, standing between them In the middle of the person, one hand stretched out to King Lanling, while the other pointed to Hua Mulan: "Mulan, King Lanling, you should know my ability, you don't want to even have the strength to eat?! At this time, Jiang Yijun also glanced at the two people who were at war with a smile, "It's noisy, come back later. Now let me explain why the smell of meat skewers is like this?"
Hearing Jiang Yijun's warning, Hua Mulan and King Lanling each raised their chins, as if I'm giving Xiaojun face and don't care about you, an idiot, and took a step back in cooperation.
Hua Mulan continued to eat: "Xinglian, at least we have been friends for such a long time, you should know that I like sweets, otherwise I wouldn't be working at Daji's!"
"No no, Mulan, you like sweets, we know that! Besides, I also like sweets." Xing Lian waved his hand and looked at the sweet skewer in his hand, "But no matter what I like to eat sweets, and I don’t eat foods that are so sweet that they are too greasy! Now I can feel the feeling of being so sweet that my teeth are about to fall out! By the way, it should be the red fruit just now, it What is your name?"
"It's so sweet."
"Too sweet?" Xing Lian winked at Hua Mulan.
"Ah, the name is so sweet." Hua Mulan licked the gravy in her hand and explained again.
"..." Xing Lian was a little speechless, and after a while, he commented a little awkwardly, "It's really a simple and rude name, and you can tell what it is when you hear it."
"I chose that name myself. I think I joined Mr. Zhuge back then..."
"Okay, okay, I understand! You'd better eat, Mulan, and you'll be resting later." Xing Lian waved his hand, interrupting Hua Mulan's narration.
Over there, Jiang Yijun also followed Xing Lian's pace and asked King Lanling: "Let's ask first, King Lanling, what is the name of the fruit you picked?"
"Sour to cool."
Although Jiang Yijun was prepared for this name from the conversation between Xinglian and Hua Mulan, and looked back at Hua Mulan who was eating with relish, he still couldn't help but want to ask again: "Lanling King, that is also you. Named by yourself?"
"Yes." King Lanling nodded.
Then Jiang Yijun seemed a little relieved, sighed, looked at Hua Mulan and King Lanling again, and said to the two of them seriously: "Don't you two really think about it, are you together?"
"Uh, Xing, Xing Lian, water, give me water quickly." Hua Mulan choked on Jiang Yijun's words, and hurriedly asked Xing Lian for water. Xing Lian was convinced, and handed the water bottle to Hua Mulan. Mulan.
Although Prince Lanling was not eating, he seemed even sadder than Hua Mulan. He was stunned for a long time: "Xiaojun, your joke is too cold! I feel as if I have reached the far north."
"To be honest, I seldom hear boys who like to eat sour. Generally speaking, those who like to be jealous are..." Jiang Yijun smiled, and when he heard the sound of beeping behind him, he insisted The words were swallowed, and then changed to another person, "Women who like to eat sour are all women."
"Xiaojun, don't be so polite! Masked man, tell you, generally pregnant women like to eat sour food. So, I wonder if under your mask..."
King Lanling didn't wait for Hua Mulan to continue: "Violent woman, look carefully, I'm a man!"
"Of course I know. After all, how can someone like you be such an excellent woman like me!" Hua Mulan puffed out her proud chest.
"Oh, it's not as good as that!? Then you are a violent woman who disguises herself as a man and joins the army instead of your father?" King Lanling squinted his eyes, looking proud.
"You're saying it again, mask man!"
"Do you want me to say it again, Violent Woman?"
Even the star love of feminists did not join the struggle between Hua Mulan and King Lanling, and Jiang Yijun didn't care about this. Seeing that Hua Mulan and King Lanling seem to be showing hostility in the war of words now , so there is no blocking.
The two withdrew to the side and began to discuss how to solve the problem of eating, or how to deal with these two kinds of sweet and sour meat skewers.
Xing Lian looked at the two meat skewers with different flavors and both reached extremes, and thought of a way: "How about Xiaojun, let's eat these two flavors together, isn't that all right?"
"Good idea, hello, Xing Lian." Jiang Yijun looked at Xing Lian and looked at himself eagerly, "You won't let me experiment?!"
"That's it." Xing Lian was very frank, without any concealment.
Regarding Xing Lian's frankness, Jiang Yijun had nothing to say, and finally ate the sour and sweet at the same time with tears: "Hey, it's not bad."
"Really?" Xinglian looked carefully at Jiang Yijun's expression.
"Really!" Jiang Yijun swore so firmly.
"Okay then." Xing Lian also began to eat the two mixed together like Jiang Yijun, and stared at Jiang Yijun while eating.It turned out that Jiang Yijun's feet were moving back, and then there was a smirk on his face. Xing Lian knew something was wrong, but it was too late-it was not at all that he would become sour and sweet in his imagination, but it was hard for anyone to describe It tastes good, but there is one thing that can't be wrong, that is, it is not delicious at all.
At this moment, Jiang Yijun has used star chasing, Xinglian spat out meat skewers, and the fans' lightning balls rushed out immediately, chasing Jiang Yijun together: "Jiang Yijun, stop for me, don't run!"
"Just kidding, if you don't run away, you will be hacked by Xing Lian. Besides, this can be regarded as sharing sweetness and sourness!"
"Crap!" Obviously Xing Lian would not let Jiang Yijun go so easily.
When I was writing about eating, I suddenly thought that King Lanling was wearing a mask, which seemed counterintuitive.What I want to say, don't pay too much attention to the details, if you are serious, you will lose.Just be King Lanling who can eat while wearing a mask!laugh.
(End of this chapter)