Chapter 104 Yuelao is a Dangerous Occupation
Chapter 104 Yuelao is a Dangerous Occupation
Chapter 104 Yuelao is a Dangerous Occupation
In the darkness of night, Jiang Yijun felt a little guilty, and originally wanted to call Xing Lian to come back, but thought that at this point in time, she should have already rested (you can also imagine how dedicated Bian Que is).
So there was no other way, Jiang Yijun resolutely confessed, and entered the backyard of the Xiaojun dating agency over the wall and window.
The next day, Jiang Yijun didn't get up until the sun was up, which is also understandable. After all, he was tossed up and down yesterday, so it's not bad to get up.
Jiang Yijun put on his clothes, then yawned, opened the door, and then immediately closed the door with a "snap".Then he rubbed his eyes and patted his face lightly. Jiang Yijun finally confirmed that he was indeed awake, but why was that burly man still standing at the door yesterday?I don't want a door god!Although Jiang Yijun was so puzzled, he just opened the door and glanced, but still didn't notice who that person was.
Jiang Yijun couldn't figure it out, so he simply stopped thinking about it.If it is a dream, then there is no need to worry.If it wasn't a dream, would he still dare to come and rob him in broad daylight?I don't even inquire about how the water dragon died, how the fire dragon extinguished, how the wind dragon died, and the hidden dragon, well, it's not good to brag too much.Jiang Yijun tidied up his clothes, come on, if it's a mule or a horse, just lead it out for a walk.
So, Jiang Yijun opened the door again, and the door god outside the door, also because of the previous lesson, realized that the door of Xiaojun's dating agency seemed to be opened again, and held his weapon Fang Tianhuaji against the door , and then took another step forward, and "wall-dong" Jiang Yijun to the wall all at once.
Let me go, yesterday I was given "artificial respiration" by Zhang Fei, uh, a little disgusting, and today I was given wall-dong by another man.Jiang Yijun decided to take advantage of the time to ask Zhuge Liang to help him tell his fortune, to see what evil happened to him.During this wild thinking, Jiang Yijun finally saw clearly who the door god was, and he didn't expect it to be Lu Bu.
"You, why didn't you open the door all day yesterday?" Lu Bu spoke in a raspy voice, probably because he stood in front of Xiaojun Dating Agency all day and night yesterday. He couldn't help but shed his nose while talking, and his image of a mighty and domineering door god suddenly became bigger. fall.It's winter, no wonder.
"..." Jiang Yijun breathed a sigh of relief when he saw it. It seemed that he was not here to rob him. He pointed at Lu Bu's arm with his finger, "Hey, can you take your hand away first?"
"Oh," Lu Bu seemed stunned for a moment, then slowly took his hand away, but just an inch away, he pushed it against the wall with a "pop", "No, you want to trick me into taking my hand away and then closing the door." stand up."
"Hehe, you are thinking too much!" Jiang Yijun sneered for a while, "Don't let go, don't blame me for being rude!" At this time, Jiang Yi's anger also came up, no matter how you look at it, Lu Bu is a big fool look!To deal with this kind of guy with a simple mind and well-developed limbs, you have to avoid his strengths and make up his weaknesses, that is, rely on your own fists to beat him first, and then explain why he was beaten.
Seeing Jiang Yijun's unkind expression, Lu Bu remembered the reason why he came to Xiaojun's dating agency, so he slowly let go of Jiang Yijun.Of course, there were still a few times of hesitation, and he raised his hand on the wall again. It was not until Jiang Yijun's patience was almost exhausted that he finally let go.
Seeing Lu Busong start, Jiang Yijun took a step forward, resorted to chasing stars, and hurriedly moved away from the goalkeeper.
"Hey, you lied to me!" Lu Bu picked up Fang Tian's painting halberd and chased after him.
"Who lied to you? Everyone in King's Continent knows that Jiang Yijun is innocent." Jiang Yijun turned his head and made a face at Lu Bu while running forward, "Didn't you say that I will close the door?" .Hey, Lu Bu, look," Jiang Yijun pouted towards Xiaojun's dating agency, "Didn't I close the door?!"
Lu Bu also followed Jiang Yijun's gaze and looked at Xiaojun Dating Agency in the back. The door was indeed open, but as the owner of Xiaojun Dating Agency, Jiang Yijun had run away. Why did he want an empty store?Intuition told Lu Bu that he seemed to have been tricked by Jiang Yijun.
This was indeed the case, Jiang Yijun took advantage of Lu Bu's turning around, speeded up and ran away without a trace.
When Jiang Yijun ran to a park that was almost deserted, he stopped, clapped his hands, and looked behind him, "Oh, you're just a stupid guy."
It's a pity that Jiang Yijun only looked behind, but didn't look up.When he came back to his senses, there was a sound of "the demon god descended into the world" and then Lu Bu descended from the sky, and then an angry Lu Bu pointed at the tip of Jiang Yijun's nose with Fang Tian's painted halberd—a chilling air came over his face.
Well, there is no escape now.And Jiang Yijun was also very calm. He clenched his fist, but he was too soft, so let's be tough!Let you, Lu Bu, come and taste the power of net zero.
As a result, when Jiang Yijun clenched his fist and was about to make a surprise attack first (after all, Lu Bu held Fang Tian's painted halberd in his hand, and Jiang Yijun was unarmed), Lu Bu threw Fang Tian's painted halberd at once, and knelt down Holding Jiang Yijun's thigh: "Ah, the boss of Xiaojun's dating agency, please be responsible to me!"
"..." Jiang Yijun looked down at the nine-foot man who was hugging his thigh, and his mind was stunned.However, because of Lu Bu's words, Jiang Yijun reacted quickly. He shook his legs and found that Lu Bu couldn't be shaken off. Then he looked around. Just now, he secretly cursed himself for finding a remote place, but in the end he asked Lu Bu to open the door. .I am very lucky now. It seems that God has not abandoned me, Jiang Yijun. Of course, if God can, please help me take away this fool in front of me.
Of course, the sun is still so bright today, it seems that God does not intend to take Lu Bu away.So, I had to do it myself.
"Be clear, Lu Bu. What do you mean I am responsible for you? We have just met, and we will talk about it later!" Jiang Yijun also found that he was fooled by this stupid big man, and immediately vetoed, "No , it will be impossible in the future!"
Lu Bu was a little embarrassed. Even if his IQ was lower, he still found that what he said was inappropriate, but he still did not let go of his hand holding Jiang Yijun's thigh: "What I said is, can you please help me?"
"What's the matter?" Jiang Yijun frowned. In order to end this embarrassing situation as soon as possible, he didn't beat around the bush and asked Lu Bu directly what he could do for him.
"Help me on a blind date." Lu Bu was also unambiguous. It should be said that at this time, Lu Bu took out his appearance of "Lu Bu among men, red rabbit among horses".
Sure enough, the power of love is invincible.
Jiang Yijun said with emotion: "That's fine, but Lu Bu, get up first, let's go to Xiaojun's dating agency and chat while drinking tea."
Tea is not available, but things are troublesome.
Jiang Yijun sat at his desk.To be honest, I am really not used to it. After all, in the past, I used to run around outside to lead others.And Xiaojun Dating Agency has always been the place where I and Xinglian stayed. It seems that this is the only time that the store of "Xiaojun Dating Agency" has really been used, and the other party has been actively waiting for a day and a night.It is worthy of this sign.
Sitting opposite Jiang Yijun was Lu Bu, and beside him was a Fang Tian painted halberd that was shining with a cold light.
Jiang Yijun swallowed, and before he officially entered the topic, he couldn't help but wonder why Lu Bu would find him.Although, he is also very famous now, but most of his reputation is accumulated from several confrontations with dragon monsters.And only Sun Shangxiang and Liu Bei were really famous for signing the red line for others. After all, they got married at once with their help, and at the same time, they didn't have their real first kiss at that time.And at that time, everyone began to really know themselves.
Thinking of this, Jiang Yijun felt a little uncomfortable in his stomach.
As for others like Wang Zhaojun and Li Bai, as well as the most recent Baili Shouyue and Gongsunli, due to many reasons such as occupation, they are engaged in underground romances, and few people know about them.Although some paparazzi will announce some gossip, but these gossips are nothing more than hype made by the heads of certain districts for the benefit of their own companies.
And Lu Bu let go of Fang Tian's painted halberd, and stared at Jiang Yijun excitedly: "Xiaojun, you are too humble!" Let's compare.Jiang Yijun complained in his heart.
"In King's Continent, who doesn't know that you, Xiaojun, married that fierce young lady in Jiangdong, Sun Shangxiang."
Heh, as expected of Lu Fengxian, he is really courageous.You have the ability to say these words to Sun Shangxiang and Liu Bei, the husband and wife face to face. Don't worry, there will be no three heroes fighting Lu Bu, but you can see the scene where Miss Jiangdong single-handedly abuses the idiot.
"And let that drunkard Li Bai find a girlfriend who is as beautiful as a flower."
Oh, please be careful of Li Bai's Qinglian Sword Song.When Li Bai is drunk, the power of Qinglian Sword Song can be increased tenfold, although this is what Jiang Yijun said when Li Bai was drunk.
"Not only did I clear my name for Baili Shouyu, the sneaky guy, but I also helped him find his significant other!"
Hey, you'd better not have any valuables at home, otherwise... However, Jiang Yijun's inner world immediately denied his previous thoughts. After all, now that Baili Shouyue has joined Dali Temple, it is impossible to be a grand thief up.However, Lu Bu, be careful not to commit crimes, such as coming to me as a client with a sharp weapon like Fang Tian's painting halberd.
"So, Xiaojun, are you good or not?!" After speaking, Lu Bu looked at Jiang Yijun attentively.
Ha, even though I know clearly that you are praising me, Lu Bu, I just can’t be happy when I see you like this!
Finally, Jiang Yijun thought so in his heart.
(End of this chapter)
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