I'm invincible when I hang up / ghosts

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Ah!

Where did this fart kid learn words?

This is the rhythm of heaven!

I couldn't get so angry, I went up and kicked this kid on the ass, he let out a scream and looked at me resentfully, covering his buttocks: "Father, can you tell me if what I said makes sense?"

Not to mention, this really makes sense!

Seeing me stunned, the cute little zombie suddenly rushed up and jumped up and kicked my ass: "This is for you!"

This fart kid is going to heaven!

I was so angry that I was about to turn around and make a move, but the cute little zombie squeezed her fleshy fist: "It's reasonable, if you want to make a move, I will use all my strength!"

Are you kidding me?

Do you really think that buddy was scared?

I walked in front of Mengwa's little zombies, squatted down, grinning: "How can I, I hurt you so much, how dare you?"

What a joke!

It really makes the cute little zombie hairy, one punch can make me explode in place!

Singled out with him, do you want to die?

The cute little zombie smiled and looked at the time: "Father, rest early, your time is up, I will carry it with you." He said, he squeezed his little fist: "I am very powerful. "

I smiled and picked him up, pinched his nose, and said, "I know you are amazing, but you have to promise me two things."

"Say!" The cute little zombie patted his chest and promised, "I will definitely agree!"

"If something happens to father, you can go to Shushan with grandpa or uncle Liu, but you must protect your mother." After a pause, I said, "Also, promise me that you will not harm my mother." Common people, don’t feed on blood, if you become successful in the future, remember to go to the underworld Iron Tree Hell and rescue an aunt named Zhou Xiaoqing.”

For Zhou Xiaoqing, I feel guilty from the bottom of my heart, because of cause and effect, I stepped into this industry because of her, but when I turned around, I was the one who harmed her.

Her experience is too miserable, she should have gone to reincarnation earlier, she shouldn't suffer in Iron Tree Hell because of me, I promised her to rescue her in one year, but now I have a deadline of one month, but I can't finish it in one year.

Anyway, if the cute little zombie can rescue Zhou Xiaoqing and send her to reincarnation in the future, it will be regarded as fulfilling my promise. At least, I don't have to make that bastard girl suffer anymore.

As for Bai Ling'er, I can't do anything about it, even the reincarnation king and Judge Cui have the same expressions, it's even more impossible to count on the cute little zombie, it can only be regarded as... I owe her.

But what I didn't expect was that the cute little zombie suddenly slapped me on the chest: "Father, do you want me to follow you? Or do you not want me to help you carry it? Or do you want me to carry it for you?" Now, do you want to make arrangements for the funeral?"

I looked at the cute baby zombie in astonishment. He pouted stubbornly and looked very angry. I was about to speak when the cute baby zombie suddenly pushed me away, jumped to the ground, walked out of the door angrily, and sat down. On the stone bench in the yard: "You just don't want me, you just don't have the confidence to live. You still didn't listen to what Mommy said just now. If you don't want me, I will ignore you!"

I looked at the back of the cute little zombie and smiled wryly. I did listen to what Yushu said, but my personality is like this, I always think good and bad.

I have to do a good job in the latter arrangements, otherwise I really can't worry about the cute little zombie and Yushu.

Chapter 711 Drunken Heaven Master, business? [fourth more]

The cute little zombie is still a child with a temper, sitting on the stone bench with his back to me, and ignoring me.

I didn't even think about persuading him, this thing will definitely happen, unless he figured it out by himself, no amount of persuasion would be of any use.

There is no danger for this fart kid to stay alone. I turned around and lay on the bed, unable to sleep, looking at the ceiling, my head was in a mess.

It wasn't until four o'clock in the morning that I couldn't bear it anymore in a daze, so I fell asleep.

But after not sleeping for long, he was woken up by Liu Changge and Monk Sanjie.

I opened my eyes, feeling that I didn't get enough sleep, my head was heavy, Liu Changge and Monk Sanjie were arguing in the front hall, and the cute little zombie was gone.

When I walked into the front hall, I saw Liu Changge and Monk Sanjie were sitting on the sofa, their faces flushed, and the cute little zombie was sitting next to them, holding a big tomato, gnawing on it, eating melons watching the excitement the masses.

"Sanjie, you crossed the line last night. I clearly saw that girl first. Why do you keep fighting with me?" Liu Changge's face was as black as if it had been covered with soot.

Monk Sanjie clasped his hands together, his face flushed, "Amitabha, seeing it is not considered seeing, but holding it is considered yours."

"Oh shit, you still don't admit it?" Liu Changge's eyes widened, "That girl was attracted by my appearance, and she was about to throw herself into my arms. It was you who dragged her into the private room with your big bald head Yes, you are being unreasonable!"

"Amitabha." Monk Sanjie said solemnly, "Who told you not to drag him in?"

"Buddha can't take it anymore!" Liu Changge finally exploded, "I paid for the big health care money last night, grab my girl and refund the money!"

"Amitabha." Monk Sanjie suddenly grinned, "The poor monk made a mistake, so I won't snatch it next time."

I really couldn't bear to listen to these two bastards being so shameless, so I walked out: "Can you two stop being so embarrassing? At any rate, one is a Buddhist, and the other is a Shushan Taoist. They talk about health care early in the morning. , what about morality?"

Liu Changge and Monk Sanjie looked at me at the same time. Liu Changge was about to speak, but I interrupted: "Brother Liu, do me a favor."

"What's the matter?" Liu Changge asked.

"Make a will." I said with a smile.

"What the hell?"

"Amitabha, do you want to go to heaven?"

Liu Changge and Monk Sanjie stood up suddenly, staring at me in horror.

The melon-eating crowd, the cute little zombie, threw the tomato on the ground, and walked towards the backyard angrily with his hands behind his back. When he passed by me, he said angrily, "You just don't want me."

I smiled wryly, but didn't stop the kid.

After the cute little zombie came to the backyard, Liu Changge and Monk Sanjie came up at the same time, dragged me to sit on the sofa, and Liu Changge slapped my vest angrily: "Damn, what's wrong with you kid?" ?”

"Amitabha!" Monk Sanjie said with a serious face, "Could it be that you want to commit suicide because we don't take you with our health care?"

Depend on!What is this guy thinking?

I shrugged my shoulders and said, "Xuan Yin's physical limit is coming soon."

The faces of Liu Changge and Monk Sanjie changed drastically at the same time, and they finally came to their senses.

Liu Changge collapsed on the sofa all of a sudden, looking very annoyed, lit a cigarette, took a deep puff, and asked me, "Are you going to resist?"

I said, "I will definitely resist, but I have to prepare for the worst."

"Amitabha, it's really impossible, can the poor monk help you carry it?" The monk Sanjie clasped his hands together with a solemn expression on his face.

Not to mention, ever since I met Monk Sanjie, this guy has an unreliable taste all over his body. Today's words are really touching.

I was about to say some words of gratitude when the monk Sanjie suddenly rolled his eyes, shook his head and said, "Oh, even the poor monk can't bear it. Please ask for blessings, Amitabha."

Depend on!

Still so unreliable!

I was too lazy to beep with Monk Sanjie, so I turned to Liu Changge and said, "Brother Liu, help me make a will, after I die..."

"Shut up!" Liu Changge interrupted me, "You haven't reached the last step, so fuck me!"

After finishing speaking, he pinched out the cigarette butt, got up and walked out, and said at the same time, "I'm going to call Master."

"No need." I grabbed him, "Am I not clear about my affairs? It's definitely a fight, but it's up to you whether you win or not. I've thought about the good and the bad. , brother, help me."

To be honest, if I didn't know how to make a will, I really don't want to trouble Liu Changge, after all, it's my own business, and I don't want to make everyone upset.

Liu Changge stared at me fiercely, ruffled his hair irritably, gritted his teeth and said, "I helped!"

After finishing speaking, he glared at Monk Sanjie: "Second bald man, come out with me to print the will."

"Amitabha, you just go. The poor monk has a pain in his waist and needs to rest." The monk Sanjie said and lay down on the sofa.

Liu Changge pulled him up impatiently: "Just go, why so much nonsense?"

Seeing the two of them going out, I gave a wry smile. I don't know why these two guys are going out in a group?

It must be trying to help me find a way!

But the Xuanyin body is a rare encounter in a hundred years, and it has mutated once again, so the difficulty of resisting has to skyrocket again!

In the room, it became quiet.

I lay on the sofa, but my mind calmed down.

The so-called fear and worry all disappeared at this moment.

Perhaps it was an instinctive reaction. Familiar faces played back in my mind like a movie. Gradually, I clenched my fists.

boom!

Suddenly, a knock on the door broke the silence in the living room.

I turned my head and saw a disheveled Taoist priest in tattered Taoist robes staggering in, holding a half bottle of Snow Beer in his hand.

The Taoist priest's face was flushed and he smelled of alcohol. He hiccupped as soon as he entered the room, and it sounded like a whoosh.

I stood up and was about to go up to meet him, when this guy suddenly raised his snowflake beer and yelled loudly: "Raise a glass to invite Mingyue, and the shadows will form three people, a thousand cups can't get drunk, only I am drunk!"

Drunk Master?

Ah!

Is this guy deliberately trying to pretend to be in our hall?

With his drunken appearance, he almost floats when he walks, how can he still be so drunk?

Why, bullying me was too frivolous when I was young, and I didn't read much?

Just as I was in a daze, the Zui Tianshi suddenly looked at me with drunken eyes, grinned, staggered and rushed over, my mother was frightened to death by his reaction, this damn is obviously a strange one!

Immediately, he seemed to be hiding, but as soon as he turned around, he felt his right leg being hugged. He looked down and saw that Master Zui Tian was lying on the ground, looking at me drunkenly, and smiled: "Sao Nian, I see you are magnificent and flirtatious!" Suave, how about we cooperate and discuss a business?"

Chapter 712 Fire Ghost King [Fifth Update]

Business?

I was stunned for a moment, and then remembered about Zhang Shide, and suddenly I was shocked, and I lifted this guy away.

Yaya's legs are really bullying me when I was young and too frivolous. Anyone want to mess with me?

"Sao Nian, don't you!" The drunken master lay on the ground, howled, and after yelling, he turned his head and took another sip of snow beer, then got up unsteadily, Wiping his mouth, he said, "I'm really looking for you to play business!"

"I don't believe it." I shook my head.

To be honest, after what happened to Zhang Shide last time, I am really afraid of getting caught in the "business" now. Although Lei Gong is seriously injured and ran away, but he is so treacherous, what if he kills him again?

Moreover, there is Gu Xingchen secretly watching.

"Don't believe me?" The drunken master stared, hiccupped for a long time, then reached out and touched a yellow talisman from his crotch, and smiled evilly at me: "I'm also a professional!"

As soon as the words fell, the guy shook his hand, and the yellow talisman in his hand burned into a ball of flames.

Then Zui Tianshi smiled charmingly again, and let go of the yellow talisman that burned into flames: "Do you believe it now?"

"I still don't believe it." I shook my head, "I said I didn't believe you were talking to me about business, but I didn't say I didn't believe you were in the industry."

In fact, in our line of work, if you work for a long time, as long as the other party makes a move, you can tell whether the other party is really an insider or not.

Regardless of the use of spells, formations or talismans, its implementation is to communicate the energy between heaven and earth, and use energy to become powerful. Therefore, when veteran drivers in the industry see other people using spells and talismans, as long as they sense the energy fluctuations between heaven and earth, You can know the background of the other party.

Those who sprinkle white phosphorus on fake yellow talismans can tell the real from the fake at a glance.

My Xuanyin body itself is extremely sensitive to evil energy, but it also has an added effect on the aura between heaven and earth. After the mutation, this effect is even stronger.

Just now when the Zui Tianshi burned the yellow talisman, the atmosphere of the surrounding world did indeed fluctuate.

However, this does not explain the problem!

Last time, Zhang Shide was still the orthodox Captain Mojin!

Didn't you still cheat me?

This Zui Tianshi must have been drunk, his face suddenly became resentful, and he pointed at me and cursed: "How can you be so ruthless, so unreasonable, and so unreasonable?"

play?

What about Qiong Yao drama?

I shrugged: "How can I be ruthless, how can I be unreasonable, how can I be unreasonable?"

As soon as the words were finished, Zui Tianshi raised his head and drank the remaining beer, burped for a long time, raised the beer bottle unexpectedly and smashed it on the table.

snap!The beer bottle shattered.

Zui Tianshi held the remaining beer bottle and knelt down on the ground, pointing the broken tip of the beer bottle at his own neck, and stared at me fiercely: "I've made a deal with you, if you don't help me, I just stabbed myself and splashed blood all over your room!"