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Cheng Chumo swallowed his saliva: "Ziyou, Brother Wei suddenly remembered that there was still soup stewing on the kitchen stove in the mansion, Brother Wei had to go back..."
Li Wangyou didn't wait for Cheng Chumo to finish speaking, and stared at him with a death stare, making Cheng Chumo swallow the rest of his words.
Fang Yiai and the others also gasped, this battle will kill...
In front of everyone, the gate of Suzaku in the imperial city was wide open.
From Suzaku Gate to Chengtian Gate of Taiji Palace in the distance, it is about two miles long.
At this moment, thousands of court ladies stood densely on both sides of the avenue in the imperial city, all holding sticks in their hands, laughing at Li Wangyou and the dudes.
Chai Lingwu touched the armor in his clothes, and muttered, "Ziyou, tell the truth to your brothers, what kind of enmity do you have with His Majesty? Using thousands of maids to marry a son-in-law, I'm afraid you will be beaten to death ah."
Li Wangyou couldn't help but smile bitterly, he didn't expect that Li Er would make such a big fight.
In fact, Li Wangyou and the dudes wronged Li Er, and this matter was really not arranged by Li Er.
As the eldest princess, Princess Changle is very gentle and caring, and has always been loved in the palace.
Li Er intends to marry Princess Changle to Li Wangyou, everyone in the palace knows about this, and these female officials and palace maids naturally know it too.
But who would have imagined that before Princess Changle married Li Wangyou, Duke Fufeng would marry Princess Yanling first, which naturally made all the female officials and maids in the palace very dissatisfied.
Although Su Changqing is now also canonized as the princess of Yanling County, compared with Princess Changle who grew up in the palace, the maids are naturally closer to Changle.
Originally, Empress Changsun planned to find dozens of palace maids, so that's fine.She didn't take this matter seriously, and directly handed it over to the female officer in the palace to arrange.
However, the female officer in charge of arranging this matter directly summoned thousands of maids in the palace, holding sticks, and guarding the imperial city, intending to teach Li Wangyou, the "heartbroker", a lesson, and vent her anger for Princess Changle.
Li Wangyou and the others naturally didn't know the reason, but just thinking about being beaten and running across the 1000-meter-long road, they felt a little bit numb.
No wonder Li Heng turned his head and ran away when he saw such a battle.
He has old arms and legs, how can he bear these sticks.At this time, the right way is to run away as soon as possible.
The old housekeeper, Li Heng, fled away very disrespectfully, but the dudes, as best men, couldn't run away.
Fang Yiai said with a bitter face: "Ziyou, why don't you come to pick up the kiss another day? Brothers..."
Li Wangyou didn't bother to listen to his nonsense, why come to pick up the bride another day, is this human talk?
"Brothers, we are also going to the Western Regions to conquer the barbarians. We are not afraid of the sharp swords of the barbarians. How can we be afraid of the fists and legs of these women's soldiers? Go, brothers, come with me!"
Li Wangyou took a deep breath, jumped off the horse, put his hands on his head with a strange cry, and rushed forward.
The dandies looked at each other helplessly, and could only imitate Li Wangyou, covering their heads with their hands, and rushed towards Chengtianmen with their heads buried.
The maids just wanted to play tricks on Li Wangyou and the others, so naturally it was impossible to hit them hard.In any case, Li Wangyou, as Duke of Fufeng County and His Majesty's nephew, they did not dare to be too presumptuous.
But the sticks of the maids fell lightly on Li Wangyou and the others, but there was a soft "clang, clang".
"Sisters, they wear armor under their clothes!" The clever maid noticed Li Wangyou's tricks and immediately shouted.
The Duke of Fufeng County came to pick up his relatives, but he dared to "cheating"!
This made the noses of the dissatisfied palace ladies almost crooked.
As a result, the wooden stick that was raised high and dropped lightly began to become more forceful, and immediately beat Li Wangyou and the rest of the dudes howling like ghosts and howling like hell...
(In yesterday's chapter, my mind went into a daze, and I wrote Li Zhi's baby name Pheasant Slave as Qingque, hahahaha, very embarrassing! Forgive me. The old dragon has already received retribution, and it is rare to be more diligent yesterday. Not only did he watch twice, but he also went out at night Exercising. After giving my son a competition to see who would jump farther in the standing position, he tragically lost his old waist... Retribution, the lesson is that you really can’t be too hardworking. Well, it must be like this!)
989 Where Does Joy Come From?
Even though Li Wangyou and the dudes were all wearing armor, the places that the armor couldn't protect were still sore from the beatings by these thousands of court ladies.
The crowd was beaten so hard that they ran across the area for more than two miles, and finally escaped from the siege of thousands of court ladies.
Looking at the crowd again, the clothes are messed up and the buns are messed up, it's really miserable.
When Li Wangyou and the dudes ran to the Chengtian Gate, before they could catch their breath, they heard bursts of laughter coming from the palace gate.
"Wahhahaha, Ziyou, why are you in such a mess? A group of helpless little ladies beat you up like this. It's really embarrassing!"
"Hey, I must have fallen into the land of tenderness, and fell into a beauty trap!"
"Old man Jingde is right! Wahahaha!"
"Your Majesty is still very powerful. With just a few female soldiers in the palace, you can make the Fufeng County male mouse flee."
"Your Majesty, these bastards are really treacherous when they come to welcome their relatives and wear armor in their auspicious clothes!"
Li Wangyou and the dudes were stunned, looked up and saw several people standing on the Chengtian Gate, pointing at Li Wangyou and others below and laughing endlessly.
It was none other than Li Er, with Cheng Yaojin, Yuchi Jingde and other old hooligans at his side.
Thousands of court ladies blocked the way to visit their son-in-law. Although this matter was not arranged by Li Er, it could not be hidden from Mi Tuo, the Minister of Internal Affairs and Governor.
After receiving Mi Tuo's report, Li Er laughed out loud. Not only did he not come forward to stop the "revenge" of the palace ladies and maids, but he called Cheng Yaojin and others with great interest, and ran to the tower of Chengtianmen to watch the excitement .
Before Li Wangyou and the dandies were besieged by thousands of court ladies, Li Er, Cheng Yaojin and others were very happy to watch.
Li Wangyou and the rest of the dandies were about to lose their noses, but they couldn't get their anger out.
Everyone else is cheating, but Cheng Yaojin, Yuchi Jingde and other old hooligans like cheating very much.The more unlucky Cheng Chumo and the others were, the happier Cheng Yaojin and others laughed.
For this group of vile bosses, Li Wangyou had no choice but to curse secretly in his heart.
"My nephew has met my uncle, I have met all of you uncles." Li Wangyou resisted the urge to roll his eyes, looked at the closed Chengtianmen, and knew what Li Er and the others were going to do again.
Sure enough, listening to the palace gate, Li Er laughed and said: "Ziyou, you should read the makeup poem. Let me tell you first, this poem must be written by you, and no one else can do it for you. If this makeup poem If you don't do well, the Chengtian Gate will not be opened today!"
What Li Er said immediately made Li Wangyou feel pained.
He naturally knew that today he would make a makeup reminder poem, but in those Tang poems and Song Ci poems he had memorized, how could there be makeup reminder poems?On the eve of the wedding, congratulators write poems to urge the bride to dress up, and there are too few good works.
If he were to compose his own poems, it would be really fatal.
Li Wangyou originally planned to ask Wei Shuyu, Du He and Dugou to compose this poem for him, so let it be fooled.
Now Li Erheng stepped in and insisted on letting him compose poems, and the poems had to be excellent, which would kill him.
"Uncle, my nephew is in a restless mood today, and I really don't want to write poems. How about my nephew asking Shuyu and the others to do it for me?"
Li Er immediately shook his head: "No! Don't be lazy, Ziyou. I may not have heard you write a poem for a long time. Today is a rare opportunity. How can I let you go?"
Li Wangyou is sitting on the wax, what is your sister's make-up poem?Can doggerel work?
As a well-known little poet, if she can't even compose a make-up poem, it will probably be the hottest news in Chang'an City and even the whole Tang Dynasty tomorrow.