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When he saw what the patient wanted to say, he immediately told him, "It's not good if you don't have a urinary catheter. I will do it for you during the operation, and it won't be damaged. It's all calcified, and it's not so easy to break it. You have to be careful. Be confident in yourself."

"..."

"Are you so talented? You are so lucky. The probability is definitely not more than one in 30. There are only [-] to [-] people in the world like you."

Hearing Zhou Congwen's description, the social elder brother put on his pants and licked his chest.

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Note: September 2019, reported on UrologyCase Reports.

Chapter 0778 only when difficulties come, you can enjoy the fun

Although the social elder brother finally insisted not to let Zhou Congwen have a physical examination, Zhou Congwen was not in a hurry.

There is also general anesthesia, what is there to be anxious about.I don't believe that he can still express his objection after Ma Fan.

If that's the case, Zhou Congwen is going to have a good talk with Liu Wei about it.

Sending off the social elder brother, Zhou Congwen continued to see other patients.Some of the patients had a certain fear of the operation, but most of them were in a stable mood.

After the shift and ward rounds, Zhou Congwen first watched Li Ran position the first patient, and then took the patient to the operation.

Big Brother Social is the fifth patient. After his operation, Zhou Congwen took off his trousers and prepared to have a urinary catheter.

"I'll go!" The itinerant nurse was surprised, "I'm in my 40s, why are you still like this?"

"Ding Ding ossifies." Zhou Congwen said with a smile, "It's like this all my life."

"!!!"

There were countless exclamation marks in the operating room.

Zhou Congwen gave everyone a popular science about Peyronie's disease while putting in the catheter.

The joyous atmosphere is filled, and one more useless knowledge is added.

"Is this big brother so lucky?" Liu Wei kept staring, a little envious.

"It's nothing good or bad. Would you like to turn into a humanoid pile driver?" Zhou Congwen asked.

Zhou Congwen described it with a pile driver, which is very vivid, and Liu Wei understood it in seconds.

"Okay, what's wrong." He swallowed, watching Zhou Congwen put down the catheter enviously.

Zhou Congwen smiled.

"Professor Zhou, there are not many similar cases." Peng Yiming asked.

"Not many, less than 40 reported cases worldwide."

"Can you write a case report?"

"What? Interested?" Zhou Congwen asked.

"I want to be promoted. Although our hospital does not need to apply for the National Natural Science Foundation of China, it is better to have one than none."

"You can write whatever you want, but you must get the consent of the patient." Zhou Congwen said indifferently, "There should be no shortage of papers. If you really want it, I will bring you a second author for the next paper."

Peng Yiming was immediately moved.

"butseemslogetshard...fpeoohard."

Zhou Congwen suddenly burst out a series of English words.

Yuan Qingyao was not there, and the oral English level of the others was not high, so no one could understand what Zhou Congwen was saying.

"Professor Zhou, what are you talking about?" Xiao Kai asked curiously.

Curiosity is one aspect. If no one asks questions at this time, Professor Zhou must have the idea of ​​casting a bright pearl in the dark, how boring.

Being flattering is a skill, and Xiao Kai has already maxed out this skill.

Zhou Congwen had finished the catheter, he said with a smile, "At 912, the boss is usually very serious, we dare not drive."

Although Xiao Kai has always doubted Zhou Congwen's experience in 912, but in the face of the bragging of the "superior doctor", Xiao Kai understands the clinical rules. At this time, what Zhou Congwen needs is a praising actor rather than questioning.

It's not a case seminar, because is it meaningful to question Zhou Congwen?Xiao Kai's brain is not sick again.

"So sometimes we joke in English." Zhou Congwen said, "The boss's English is not bad, but his hearing is weak, so he can only read literature, which is a dumb English."

"Hahaha, Professor Zhou, if you say that, it will be a disaster for Mr. Huang if he is found out."

"It's okay. The boss often says that he is dumb in English. Otherwise, 912 will take over the English shift early in the morning, and he still has to take care of the boss."

"Is it meaningful to switch classes in English?" Peng Yiming asked.

"It doesn't make much sense, but familiarity with English can help you better grasp the dynamics of the world's medical technology, and it will naturally be meaningful for those who are interested. Unlike some returnee scholars, the revolving door is to pretend to let the English take over and show their uniqueness. In fact, they rarely read journal literature at all.”

"Professor Zhou, please speak slowly, let me hear what you mean just now."

Listening word by word, Peng Yiming soon became numb.

Life is like Tintin.It's short, but when it hardens it seems long...but you only have fun when the going gets tough.

Emmmm, this speed is a bit fast even in the operating room.

"American slang, it doesn't make any sense. It's all made up out of hard work. It's just a joke." Zhou Congwen began to brush his hands, "This is the last batch of patients with small pulmonary nodules with normal incision years ago. All small pulmonary nodules were cut into single holes."

Zhou Congwen said this many times, and gradually everyone accepted it.After all, with three holes, I thought the operation was quick at the beginning, but when I think about it carefully, it seems that it is really unnecessary.

A single hole would work better.

After 10 minutes, the wedge incision was completed. Zhou Congwen hesitated for a while, and still placed closed thoracic drainage.

The end of the year is approaching, people's hearts are unstable, and they are all tired and thinking about returning home. It is better to be steady at this time.

"Dean Xiao." Zhou Congwen turned around and stepped down after finishing, Xiao Kai took over the washing.

"Eh."

"During the Chinese New Year, you stay at home and spend time with your family, and don't come back in a hurry." Zhou Congwen said.

"Hehe, Professor Zhou, you understand me."

"As a leader, you have been away for so long, there are too many people and parties, and there are also a lot of drinking parties." Zhou Congwen said, "Don't worry, there are them."

"Okay, then I'm not being polite to you, there are a few rounds that I really can't get rid of."

Xiao Kai was not hypocritical, and responded cheerfully.

"There are so many things to say when we go back, it will scare everyone's jaws." Xiao Kai was washing, while observing whether there was active bleeding, "The past few months have really gained insight."

"Professor Zhou, when are you going to start the surgery competition?"

"There's no rush, just do two surgeries, burn the videotapes into CDs and send them to the boss after the surgery. There's nothing to worry about."

"That's the World Cardiac Surgery Competition!" Xiao Kai said.

"It's not an operation yet, it's okay." Zhou Congwen said lightly, "Normal, besides, our usual operations are already very difficult, so there is no need to pursue special difficulties and record special videos. The judges are not blind. It depends on the practical application."

Xiao Kai still wanted to ask about the relevant details, but Zhou Congwen said hello, turned around and left the surgery room, and went to the next room to brush his hands and go on stage.

"Dean Xiao, are you interested in the World Surgery Competition?" Peng Yiming asked.

"Of course." Xiao Kai didn't shy away from saying, "Only people like Professor Zhou are not interested. I'm an ordinary person. If I get the number one in the world, even if I'm Sansuke, I'll have more face with my classmates in the future."

Indeed, the number one surgery in the world, although not a surgeon, but as long as the skin is thick enough to say while drinking - in the 2003 World Cardiac Surgery Competition, Lao Tzu's surgery is the number one in the world!

This is absolutely true, who said that Sansuke will not participate in the operation.

Xiao Kai couldn't figure out why Zhou Congwen didn't take such a big matter seriously in his eyes.

Chapter 0779 Weird Mission

During the two operations, Zhou Congwen performed the operation back and forth, and the process was smooth.

The medical team is in place, and it should be able to speed up after the next year. Zhou Congwen is very pleased with this.

It was just noon after the 12 operations were completed. Zhou Congwen personally closed the chest and placed closed thoracic drainage in the last operation, marking a successful end to the year.

Shen Lang sent the patient off the stage, Zhou Congwen glanced at the empty operating room, and walked out of the operating room slowly.

The Lunar New Year is the Chinese New Year, and this is also the first year after rebirth. Zhou Congwen misses the summer when he just came back, and even misses Wang Chengfa a little.

Go back when you have time, and find Wang Chengfa's bad luck again.

Thanks to the new society, in a troubled world, the grass on Wang Chengfa’s grave can be used to weave straw sandals, and he still has a pair of straw sandals, by the way, together with Wang Zhiquan’s straw sandals.

Zhou Congwen walked out of the operating room and saw Shen Lang pulling a flat cart and passing another flat cart.

It was a doctor outside the heart, in a hurry, and the word anxious was written on the face between the mask and the sterile cap.

Zhou Congwen didn't want to participate in the work of other medical groups, and he was not the chief director, so he lacked a natural status.

It would be boring to be manipulated because of this, at least Zhou Congwen still has some expectations for Zhang You now.

"Hurry up, run! Slowly, like a bitch! Twist your butt!"

Zhang You's anxious and vulgar voice appeared.

"Director Zhang, what are you talking about?" The head nurse in the operating room asked unhappily, "What do you mean?"

"Aortic dissection, I need emergency surgery for an elephant nose, I'll rush you. Head nurse, get ready." Zhang You was not noisy, just yelling in a hurry.

Elephant nose surgery, unfortunately, there is no 3D printing technology now, and it is impossible to "customize" the aortic arch according to each individual's local anatomy.

In the future, all such patients will be treated with stents, and the heart and chest will not even be retained for such a difficult operation.

However, in 2003, the elephant nose surgery belonged to the ceiling level of cardiothoracic surgery...even a little higher surgery, and an extremely high level is required to win it.

Provincial hospitals may not be sure to take it down.

Zhang You seems reluctant, who knows, Zhou Congwen glanced at Zhang You who was trotting in all the way.

"Professor Zhou! Have you finished all 12 surgeries?" Zhang You asked in surprise seeing Zhou Congwen walking in a calm manner.

"Well, just finished the last one."

"..." Zhang You was speechless, but he didn't have time to say anything to Zhou Congwen. The patient's condition was urgent, and he was even worried that the aorta would rupture during anesthesia, so he didn't give him a chance at all.

He nodded at Zhou Congwen, and the mask moved slightly, presumably showing his goodwill with bared teeth.

Passing by, Zhang You suddenly turned around and shouted, "Professor Zhou!"

"Huh?" Zhou Congwen looked sideways at Zhang You.

"Are you busy? Give me a palm?" Zhang You asked with a slight bow.

"Director Zhang can't do the elephant nose operation?" Zhou Congwen was a little surprised.

In the memory of the previous life, Zhang You and Chen Houkun from the Second Hospital of Medical University were able to perform the elephant nose surgery, although it took a little time to do it.

Zhang You wished he could kick Zhou Congwen into the wall.

He whispered to ask Zhou Congwen to help him take a look, but he actually asked directly if he couldn't do it.

Is this what you say!

"Yes." Zhang You said firmly.

"Oh, Director Zhang's technical level is still very high." Zhou Congwen said lightly.

Just as he was about to turn around and leave, Zhang You continued, "The patient has severe COPD and his blood oxygen saturation is not high. I'm worried about other problems. Professor Zhou, can you keep an eye on me?"

Zhang You almost gritted his back teeth and talked to Zhou Congwen.

Zhou Congwen smiled, and was about to speak when he suddenly paused.

There was a "ding dong" sound next to my ear, and the system issued an emergency task.

The task is blood red. Generally speaking, under such a background task, the patient is extremely dangerous. It can be said that the whole person has entered the gate of hell and will soon be on the Naihe Bridge.

Zhou Congwen didn't mind the operation. For Zhang You, the elephant nose operation was smallpox, but for Zhou Congwen it was only a slightly difficult operation.

But Zhou Congwen glanced at the system panel and was stunned.

[Emergency task - fire...]

fire?Bowangpo?The system has also learned to be humorous, which is really weird.

And it wasn't the elephant nose surgery in front of me? !