Back in 2002 as a doctor

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"and then?"

"But if you let people go, it will prove that what you said is right."

"The highest state of telling lies is nine truths and one falsehood. There is a classic movie, have you seen it? It's called the Usual Suspects."

"I've seen it." Zhou Congwen said.

"I think you have the demeanor of a protagonist." Shen Lang said, "What you say is clearly a lie, but others just can't see through it."

Zhou Congwen looked at Shen Lang with great interest, "If you can guess why, I'll treat you to dinner tonight, and you can choose whatever restaurant you want."

Chapter 0927 Bedwetting

"I can't guess it." Shen Lang said truthfully.

Zhou Congwen looked at Shen Lang with an angry expression on his face.

Obviously, he was very close to the answer, but Shen Lang just refused to move forward, and was only limited to the level of gossip.

When will you be able to become a big doctor!

Xiao Kai looked at Zhou Congwen curiously. He figured out some things from the conversation between the two, but because of his limited diagnostic skills, he didn't know the details.

"Professor Zhou, why don't you go to the office and tell us?" Xiao Kai asked.

Zhou Congwen nodded, his gaze was always on Shen Lang.

When everyone came to the office, Xiao Kai was the last one. When everyone entered the room, he cautiously took a look with his head, and then closed the door.

"President Xiao, are you worried that the patient's family will hear?" Zhou Congwen asked.

"Yes." Xiao Kai rubbed his hands, "I made a mistake when I first went to work."

Zhou Congwen smiled slightly, already knowing what Xiao Kai was going to say.

Similar mistakes have been made by many people, but basically only once.

"When I met my first lung cancer patient, my family members reminded me, never let the patient know about it." Xiao Kai sighed, "I just said it. I was young at that time, so I couldn't do it."

He used "can't" to describe the mistakes he made when he was young, and everyone understood.

"It's okay, the problem with the patient's family just now is a trivial matter, and it doesn't involve these." Zhou Congwen said with a smile, "Everyone sit down."

Several people sat down obediently, and cast their eyes on Zhou Congwen, full of curiosity.

"The matter is actually very simple, and it's also the idea Shen Lang gave me." Zhou Congwen said with a smile, "Why do we have to separate, why don't we dare to stay with you in the hospital? Think about it."

Separation, taking care of patients, these two irrelevant things...

"Sleep?!" Xiao Kai said suddenly.

Zhou Congwen nodded, "Yes, Dean Xiao guessed right, it's sleep."

Shen Lang thought about it according to this idea, he felt that Zhou Congwen's idea was really unconstrained.

What did you say?Transformers or Ultraman doesn't seem to matter.

Seeing that Zhou Congwen said that he was right, Xiao Kai not only did not understand anything, but also fell into a deeper level of contemplation.

Seeing that everyone was silent, Zhou Congwen smiled and said after a full minute, "This is how it happened."

"Shen Lang reminded me that there must be unspeakable secrets in the separation of patients. For an adult male, what is unspeakable secrets?"

"The widow has a disease." Xiao Kai said with a smile.

"This is just one of them. Now there is medicine, don't be afraid." Zhou Congwen said.

Because Peng Yiming was present, he couldn't drive. Zhou Congwen was very careful about this.

Of course, it can also be called a hypocritical ascetic man.

"In addition, there is one more thing that everyone may have overlooked."

"Incontinence?!" Shen Lang said suddenly.

"Impossible." Xiao Kai said, "The patient has no problem with walking and age, so it cannot be incontinence. Besides, if it is incontinence, no matter how much his wife finds out."

"Dean Xiao, you really missed your mark this time." Zhou Congwen said.

"!!!"

Not only Xiao Kai, but even Shen Lang were dumbfounded.Li Ran raised his hand and pulled the corner of his mouth down, expressing his disbelief.

"It's urinary incontinence, which is the legendary bedwetting."

"Legendary!" Shen Lang was surprised.

"Of course, do you still remember when was the last time you wet the bed?" Zhou Congwen asked.

"Sixth grade." Shen Lang replied honestly.

"Uh……"

"Why are you still wetting the bed in sixth grade?" Xiao Kai looked at Shen Lang strangely and asked.

"Uh, analyze the case, analyze the case."

Zhou Congwen took a deep look at Shen Lang, this guy is really talented.Even the bedwetting is different, amazing!

"When I saw the patient's family, I thought his eyes were a bit big, but I can't just think about hyperthyroidism with big eyes." Zhou Congwen didn't want Shen Lang to be embarrassed, and continued, "But Shen Lang reminded me that an adult male I have to leave my wife to live alone, and my mother is sick and can’t come to bed with me, so I usually look at my attitude and work well.”

"With this analysis, the answer is basically clear. It has something to do with sleep. The patient's son didn't even dare to sleep in the hospital, nor did he dare to share the bed with his wife."

"Why? Cheating is a possibility, but we are doctors after all. At that time, I analyzed that the possibility of bedwetting by the patient's family members was relatively high."

"First of all, this matter is shameful enough that even my wife can't tell it. Secondly..."

As Zhou Congwen was speaking, seeing Peng Yiming's lips move, he paused.

"Yiming, do you have anything to say?"

Peng Yiming scratched his head and smiled.

"I have a good friend. She and her husband got married a year ago." Peng Yiming said.

This is to explain the background first, and it may have something to do with bedwetting. Zhou Congwen listened patiently.

"When they were friends, we often ate together. My friend was very cautious and never called her boyfriend husband. Then one day she called me that, and I was quite surprised."

"It's related, what's so strange about it." Shen Lang said.

"No, she said that only after marriage can she be called that. Otherwise, she would call her affectionate, and suddenly break up, feeling like a second-married woman."

"and after?"

"I just asked. She said that she drank a lot of water one night a few days ago. She drank a lot of water and dreamed, but usually woke up and went to the bathroom. But that night she drank some beer and slept relatively dead. The dream I went to the bathroom and then sat on the toilet."

She... actually... sat down!

Shen Lang's eyes were wide open.

"Later, I woke up after urinating about 30ml, and went to the bathroom. Unfortunately, when I came back, her husband...was still a boyfriend at the time, and he was already awake. He smiled and asked if he had wet the bed."

"And then forced to call you husband?" Shen Lang asked contemptuously.

"It's a couple's affair, you little brat doesn't understand anything, so listen carefully."

"and after?"

"There is no later." Peng Yiming said, "I mean Professor Zhou's analysis is correct. My friend used to refuse to call her husband, but once wet the bed, he did. Hahaha~"

As he said that, Peng Yiming laughed disregarding his image, probably remembering her friend's embarrassment at that time.

"Yiming's analysis is right. It's basically like this." Zhou Congwen said, "So I thought it was the patient who wet the bed. This explanation can be compared with his weird situation, and it is relatively reasonable. Look at the patient talking to his wife. Look, I don't think it looks like having an affair."

"Professor Zhou, let me interrupt." Xiao Kai raised his hand, "Hyperthyroidism...is there any relationship between hyperthyroidism and bedwetting?"

Chapter 0928 Can't tell the tragedy of dream and reality

"Dean Xiao, tell me about the complications of hyperthyroidism." Zhou Congwen asked.

This matter can't help Xiao Kai.

Although Xiao Kai doesn't know about some rare diseases, such as the scrub typhus that Wang Xueteng suffered from not long ago, he really doesn't know anything about the extremely rare disease in the north.

But Zhou Congwen is now talking about hyperthyroidism, which is a common disease, and Xiao Kai immediately started talking about it.

He snapped his fingers and began to say one, two, three, four, five.

A few minutes later, Xiao Kai finished speaking, "There is no symptom of enuresis in the diagnosis."

"Indeed not." Zhou Congwen said, "Although hyperthyroidism causes enuresis, although it is rare, it is not uncommon."

"The situation of the patient's family members is highly consistent with enuresis, whether it is separated from his wife at home or not coming to the hospital to accompany him, it can be explained."

"In addition, his eyes are relatively large, which also makes me have this kind of judgment."

"I brought him to the office, asked about some relevant information and had a physical examination. His condition was highly consistent with hyperthyroidism, so I thought it should be the enuresis caused by this disease, which caused a serious psychological burden."

Xiao Kai was dumbfounded.

As an old clinician, he never expected that there would be such an analysis direction.

Moreover, what Zhou Congwen said was reasonable, and Xiao Kai believed it for a while.

"Professor Zhou! I remembered!" Peng Yiming suddenly patted his leg.

"Ok?"

"The friend I mentioned, she was later diagnosed with hyperthyroidism. I don't think there is a connection between the two when you didn't mention it." Peng Yiming said.

Zhou Congwen smiled.

The symptoms of enuresis can range from mild to severe, and Peng Yiming's friend belongs to the milder one.

It might be better if I knew about this earlier and checked my thyroid function.

But it's just hyperthyroidism, and it's just a rare complication of hyperthyroidism, it doesn't matter.

Xiao Kai didn't expect the truth to appear beside him, he thought about it for a long time, and smiled helplessly.

"Wait for a while, the return of the three items of emergency meth is relatively fast." Zhou Congwen said, "Wait and see when it returns, let's go to have a late-night snack when we are all right."

"Professor Zhou, I have gained 5 catties since I came to our medical team." Peng Yiming said distressedly.

Indeed, Zhou Congwen's medical team was extremely busy.

Doctors in the busier departments are more willing to gain weight, at least the probability is high.In fact, it is okay for doctors to say, mainly nurses.

Nurses stay up late, and working late at night is simply a kind of destruction of life.

If there is an emergency rescue, I am so busy that I have hypoglycemia, and I will stuff everything into my mouth when I am free, and I will not chew carefully enough, so it is natural to be fat.

Peng Yiming's fat is because the medical team is too busy and the treatment is too good.

Every day is not only busy, but also supper.

Xiao Kai, Shen Lang, and Li Ran didn't care about being fat or thin, but Peng Yiming did.

Zhou Congwen smiled and said, "I met a patient."

"Are you fat?"

"..."

Zhou Congwen looked helplessly at Peng Yiming.

"What I'm talking about is dreaming about going to the bathroom."

"Hahaha." Several people laughed.

Girls are obsessed with fat and thin, and this is just the beginning, not to the point of madness.

"I met a patient who also had bedwetting induced by hyperthyroidism, but the first time I saw him was in the psychiatry department." Zhou Congwen told a sad story.

"Psychiatry?" Xiao Kai and the others asked in surprise.

"Well, the psychiatry department of the mental hospital." Zhou Congwen said, "The patient's symptoms of enuresis are not serious, which is similar to the patient Yiming said. He also often dreams, and every time he urinates urgently, he has to think for a long time whether he is in reality. Still in a dream."

What Zhou Congwen said sounded ridiculous, but everyone thought about it carefully, and the smiles gradually faded away.

Every time I feel urgent to urinate, I have to wonder whether I am in a dream or in reality. This kind of entanglement, torture and suffering that is both dream and fantasy is enough to turn a normal person into a mental patient.

"The patient was able to control it a few years ago. When he dreamed of enuresis, he thought carefully for a period of time whether it was a dream or reality, and then he was awakened by the urine.